Sunday, October 25, 2015

Alisa's Review: Fashionably Dead by Robyn Peterman


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Kindle Edition323 pages
Published September 2nd 2013





Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.


At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?



Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.



To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous . . . it’s possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One.



Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.




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OMG holy crap on a cracker, I loved this book so much. Freakin' hilarious, yet at times very serious.

I could not put my kindle down, I wanted to keep reading and not deal with real life. (the real purpose of a great book or reading in general)
I can't wait to start the rest of the serious! Although, unless they go on sale I won't be buying them.





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