Pet Peeve Rant

I am just going to go on a rant here.  I had been going over some reviews on Goodreads.com and Amazon after writing my own reviews on some books and I keep seeing something I absolutely cant stand.
I keep seeing these reviews that aren't really reviews.  They are readers retelling the story or telling us what happened in the story.  A review is what a reader thinks of the story.  Most of those reviewers never said what they thought or how they felt about the story!  Whats the point of that kind of review?  I don't want your retelling of the story,  I wanna know how you liked it so I know if I want to read it!! Damn it!